chrssy:

riding your man like

(via h0odrich)

Can i just be in a comma for a week and then wake up and be like “hey”

lettucefetish:

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

(via inbox)

Im so fucking tired ive been so fucking tired all day ive been so fucking tired all week ugh

hipsterloli:

“Bring confortable clothing fit for physical activities”

Me:

(via dagasa)

Official Dress Code For All Females In Public Schools

smilingemoticon:

• all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform
• sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost
• all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less
• your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them
• always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus